WD-40®

WD-40_® Uses:

1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4. Gives floor that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.
5. Keeps the flies off of Cows, Horses, and other Farm Critters, as well. (Ya gotta love this one!!!)
6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Loosens stubborn zippers.
9. Untangles jewelry chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic / terracotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on both home and vehicles doors.
18. It removes that nasty tar and scuff marks from the kitchen flooring.
It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off.
Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Remove those nasty Bug guts that will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly!
20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21. Lubricates gearshift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers...
22. Rids kids rocking chair and swings of squeaky noises.
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes grease splatters from stovetops.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. Florida's favorite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.'
38. The favorite use in the state of New York, it protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose.
Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40. Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41. It is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray it on the marks and wipe with a clean rag.
42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
43. If you spray it inside a wet distributor cap, it will displace the moisture, allowing the engine to start.

Gaither (Church in the wildwood) - The Peasall sisters

White Tornado recipe

White Tornado recipe

Words I got to get off my chest

You know what?  I have had so many people tell me that "Love" will come around when you least expect it.  well guess what, mr and ms words of nonsense advice,  I have leasted expected it for over 12 years and nothing has come my way.  so now what ya got to say.!!    Maybe it is the fact that I am not the skinny twit that most everyone wants..  maybe it isn't.   who knows.    I guess I am destined to be alone for the rest of my life.  Alone is a very lonely thing to be...  I have met a few people on Facebook over the last few years and they are very nice people but nothing ever comes out of it.  why?  I am not sure.  but sure hope one day someone does come around.  I got a lot of love to give to someone...


I am still upset over KC Pride.   last year I went on Sunday with a couple of friends and was alone the whole day.  never met anyone "period",  and this year.  I went on Saturday and Sunday and Not ONE soul spoke to me.  I felt like I was not welcome at all.   I bet you are gonna say.  Well did You speak to anyone there?  Nope!! shyness is a bad thing to have when you are wanting to speak to people, plus I didn't see anyone I knew..  the few people that was gonna visit with me didn't come or left before I got there..  We even went to the new club "Lux" on Saturday night and nothing there as well...  but Thanks to my dear friends that went with me it made the day fun.  Not because of any attention but because we got away from work, home and relaxed, and watched people...  Maybe next year it will be better.  if not it will probably be the last one I go to in KC and focus my attention on going to ST Louis Pride.  maybe get more attention there....

I have people that tell me all the time that I am loved and etc.  well,  Spending my days home and alone doesn't make me fell like I have any friends at all....  if you truly care about someone, that is single, make sure they are included in "some" things.  it might help them out and it might even help you out.  you just never know what might happen or how someone is feeling about life and etc.

Blessing to all...

Speedball recipe

• 1 part vodka
• 1 part gin
• 1 part tequila
• lime juice

Pour the alcoholic ingredients into a shot glass and squeeze a little amount of lime juice on top.

ChocoVine Chocolate Wine

Here is the information stated on their site "ChocoVine is a fine French Cabernet subtly combined with a rich chocolate from Holland, paired together to create a decadent, silky smooth drink. It can be served on the rocks or as the main ingredient to an array of sinful cocktails. "

I purchased this bottle of wine at Walmart and came home and put it in the refrigerator for chilling. after about 24 hours, I pulled it out and twisted the screw top cap. it smelled wonderful, but didn't look all that good, but since I love chocolate and wine I figured I would give it a try and it was VERY good, the taste was very smooth and sinful. I was truly surprised at how good it tasted for a wine that MOST of my coworkers said looked disgusting..   I am very happy with it and now I am Laughing at them....  HA HA HA HA


Rating:

Will I buy it again? OH YEAH  you bet your sweet bottom I will!!
Will I recommend it to others? Yep and laugh when they turn up their noses!!

and for just under 10 bucks I will be serving this at a dinner for desert with friends.

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great...he's 11 and now I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one Dad." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees story, his son asks -  "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Slippery Nipple

• 1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
• 1/3 oz butterscotch schnapps
• 1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

Put the Irish cream in first. Then slowly pour the Kahlua down the side of the glass so it doesn't mix. Then add the Butterscoth Schnapps on top nice and slow.

Fuck Your Buddy

• 1/4 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
• 1/4 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
• 1/2 oz coconut rum
• 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
• 1 splash grenadine syrup
• 5 oz pineapple juice

Fill glass with ice. Put in order of jack, crown, amaretto, rum. Fill with the pineapple, and splash of grenadine. Stir.